Nice quotes : Enjoy
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes।
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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged।
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered।
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formalityjust like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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Dr: Get married
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it।
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee।
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband।
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile। I tried - but they wanted cash।
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Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later।
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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it।
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My wife and I always compromise। I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others।
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes।
************
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged।
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered।
**************
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formalityjust like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
*************
Dr: Get married
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
*********
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it।
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
***********
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee।
*************
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband।
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile। I tried - but they wanted cash।
*************
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later।
**************
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it।
*************
My wife and I always compromise। I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
************
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others।
