Some Funny Applications in English

Some examples of the Leave Applications :


leave for selling land in village
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."


For son's mundan
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

for daughter
's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."

For attending funeral of mother in law
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."

for casual leave
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"

for sickness
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."

for sickness by school boy
1. "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

2. "As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."

Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.


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